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Ridiculously Easy Beef Stuff

Hi, YPHers!

J here, to tell you how to make beef stroganoff, but more importantly:

THAT RAW MEAT IS AWFUL AND DISGUSTING

AND

HATE IT

I HATE IT

I HATE IT.

Ok. That’s done.

Now on to stroganoff!

YOU WILL NEED:

  • a crock pot
  • 3 cans of condensed cream-of-mushroom soup
  • 1 cup of sour cream
  • 1/2 cup of water
  • a packet of dry onion soup mix (1 ounce)
  • 1 package of stew meat (2 lbs.) (bleh. bleh. bleh.)
  • 1 package of egg noodles

WHAT TO DO:

  1. Mix together everything except the meat and noodles in the crock pot.
  2. Take on the inevitable task of opening the meat package and dumping it into the crock pot. (L managed to find some that came pre-cut into cubes, saving me from having to touch the stuff too much. Is this an irrational dislike? Maybe.)
  3. Mix all o’ that together with a wooden spoon.

Put ’em together and whaddya got?

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UNSPEAKABLE BLOODY DEMON-SLURRY OF DEATH!

Tasty, right?

Wrong.

Bleh.

BUT:

Cook it on HIGH for 3 hours, put it over some cooked egg noodles, and you get:

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TASTY DELISCIOUSNESS

See? It was all worth it.

-J

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