YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I TOOK SOME EXCEDRIN THIS AFTERNOON AND IT MADE ME STAY UP REALLY REALLY LATE AND MY BRAIN FEELS ALL ELECTRICKY AND I’M SUPER AWAKE AND I’VE 

NEVER

FELT

SO

ALIVE.

HERE ARE THE THINGS I WANT TO DO WITH ALL MY ENERGY

  • LEARN TO DANCE THE TANGO
  • RUN AROUND THE STREETS AND FIGHT CRIME
  • READ A BOOK
  • READ 57 BOOKS
  • PRODUCE A TV SHOW
  • WRITE A SYMPHONY
  • RE-RE-RE-REARRANGE MY SOCK DRAWER
  • PARKOUR.
  • BECOME PRESIDENT
  • VACUUM THE ENTIRE BUILDING
  • RUN INTO MORDOR (ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK)
  • write in lowercase letters NOOOOOOOO JUST KIDDING
  • PET A KITTY
  • PET ALL THE KITTIES IN THE GREAT LAKES AREA
  • END WORLD HUNGER
  • START WORLD DANCE PARTY
  • SWIM………….TO……………………………………….NEPTUNE
  • BECOME A FINANCIAL ANALYST
  • RACE DONKEYS ACROSS CENTRAL EUROPE
  • WRESTLE A BEAR
  • INCREASE MY TYPING SPEED TO 93.7 WPM
  • RUN
  • JOG
  • WALK
  • PACE
  • AMBLE
  • Ramble
  • stand
  • sit
  • lie down

aww, man, I just want to go to sleep.

-j

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One thought on “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  1. Logan Burd says:

    You couldn’t be more awesome.

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